Daniel Radcliffe on Conan 08/25/08 (video)

This guy is all grown up, really. Here’s the interview on Conan yesterday. He’s in Harry Potter, but also in this broadway play where he’s ass-naked and full-frontal. I hear that image of him, along with his facial hair, is what prepubescent girls masturbate to these days. But unfortunately, he’s probably gay, or at least bi. When Conan asked him about watching the Olympic Games, he commented on Michael Phelps’ performance and exclaimed that he was a “magnificent creature.” Daniel’s face looked like he was breathing a little heavy and maybe, just maybe he popped a boner while saying that. He certainly seemed the most excited during that moment that anywhere else in the interview.

John McCain on Jay Leno 08/25/08 (video)

It’s the old fart again. This guy just lacks any sort of charisma to appear on a talk show. Check out the videos. Part 1. Part 2. He’s also too damn old. And I cringed when he got all serious when Jay asked him about owning a lot of property, and him trying to play that off. And would he fucking stop mentioning the fact that he spent 5 1/2 years in a prison camp?!?!?!!! We get it. It was hell, I certainly wouldn’t want to be in his position, nor would anyone else. The only saving grace this guy has is that his wife is pretty hot, and much younger than him. That’s about the only thing he has on Obama.