There is YELLOW watermelon?!

WTF? I was at an Asian grocery store buying some food and I came across a sign labeled “yellow watermelon.” So I said, well shit it’s damn hot in my apartment so I might as well try it. And low and behold, it was yellow, and seedless! Is this some genetically engineered shit? It tastes virtually the same. I don’t know why, but this is somehow strangely cool. And coincidentally it’s a little cliche, cuz I’m Asian and the watermelon is yellow. Get it? Har har…STFU.