Archive for July 3rd, 2008

LOL, accountants.

Sucks that your profession was the target of the office-drone work environment in the film Wanted. This was great. Completely over the top, and a ton of WTF moments. And, the movie is actually motivational. Take control of your life, stop coasting through mediocrity, and step outside your comfort zone and do what you really want.

Yes, the movie will inevitably be compared to The Matrix. And to put it simply, it is not as good, and certainly not as ground-breaking. But it is still a lot of fun, so long as you leave your brain behind and realize that the story and action sequences have a 0% chance of ever happening. Then just sit back and say: “Boom, headshot!”

Where do I sign up?

No, that guy isn’t Tom Brady. The image is quite old, but this is just about the best job ever. I mean does Gisele Bundchen have a guy on the side that professionally puts lotion on her ass? Or maybe that guy is the photoshoot prep boy. Whatever the situation, he has the best job ever. There is nothing better.

I could do this for very low pay. Screw the 5 years of higher education and the countless hours of homework.